Joke for Week One

My three-year-old son came out of the bathroom smiling. “I brushed my teeth”, he said, “and then I brushed Sally’s teeth.” Sally is our elderly yellow Labrador retriever (dog). Horrified, I tried to explain to Justin that it wasn’t a good idea for him to brush Sally’s teeth, and that we’d have to go into town and buy him a new toothbrush.A few days later, as we were both brushing our teeth, Justin asked, “ Mommy, why did I have to get a new toothbrush?”“Remember” I said patiently, “you used your toothbrush to brush Sally’s teeth, so we went and go you a brand-new one.”Justin thought about this before replying: “but Mommy, I didn’t use my toothbrush on Sally’s teeth. I used yours.”